people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.
im sick of the lies
this is one of the best scenes from 30 rock there is
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow